I woke up this morning with the BIGGEST zit you ever did see. This zit is SO big that I can not look at my face without staring at this disgusting, white blob that is attached to my face. I thought it has to die now and I started to think of ways that I could kill it. I tried washing my face with sandy facial soap...thinking that I could scrape it off, nope. I then thought I could keep my face underwater for a few minutes allowing the zit to cleanse it's self...Nada. I got really frustrated and decided to pop the darn thing. So I got out my tweezers and went for the gross zit that I should name, because it is so big, and killed it!!! Wahahaha!!! Triumph is mine...or so I thought. What is this I see? Why is my zit coming back? No! This can't be right. I popped it, it should be gone. I looked in the mirror and to my horror not only did the dreaded zit come back, but it GREW! Now my skin is all swollen and red. I didn't help myself at all. I feel defeated. But, wait! I have one more attack that I can try....hydrogen peroxide. I giggle inside thinking that I can kill the little bastard. I dip my q-tip in the peroxide bottle and put the tip on my zit.. .. Ouch! Hurts! Stings!! Did I kill it?!? Nuts, it is still there. What in the world is going on? Why can I not get rid of this thing? This is the mother-of-all-zits....I guess I will have to name it since it might be with me for a while. Do you like the name Fred?
2 comments:
it's probably a tumor
lol. On7 is too damn funny. I think Fred is a good name. I also think there's nothing like the passage of time and a bit of concealer (at least it wouldn't look quite so red) to get over a mammoth zit.
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