I have been digging out of my car these last several days. It is amazing how many gross, disgusting things lurk on the bottom of my car floor. I am kinda disgusted...eeew. I found the most fascinating things: dollies coated in goo, books that were molding, candy and gum wrappers stuck on the base boards of the car, pen and pencil drawings all over the car doors, boogers or what looked like boogers and crumbs so deep it would make you cry, if you had to clean them up. I tried to clean the best I could, but I am wondering if it is a lost cause?? I had thoughts of just selling the car "as is" and seeing if anyone would bite?! Maybe I could just drive the car off of the docks, downtown and just walk away. "What, what car? I never had a car...whatever, do you mean?" The thoughts made me smile as I chipped away dried booger like goo off of my roof. I laughed at the thought of my husbands expression when I told him "I got rid of the car!" Damn, this slime...where the *bleep* did it come from?!? Do I really live with pigs disguised as sweet, adorable children??? Naw...my kids couldn't make this mess...or could they...ummmm
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